NOTES: Vanderpump Rules (Season 6, Ep 3)

NOTES is our personal musing on whatever random show we happen to be watching at the moment.
Vanderpump Rules (Season 6, Ep 3)

• Poor, poor Brittany. Girl, this will never work out for you.

  

  Brittany - Vanderpump Rules 
• Is it me or does Lisa V. look ten years younger on Vanderpump than she does on Housewives? No shade. Both versions are stunning. 

  

  Lisa V - Vanderpum Rules

• Katie doesn't even have to speak and she annoys me. My god, that girl is in the Hall of Fame of insufferable. 
• Would you be surprised if Tom and Tom were secretly fucking? Me either. 
• "I smoke weed, she pets dogs. End of story." - James Kennedy, folks. 
• Arianna continues to prove the notion that you can be pretty AND boring at the same time.  No one cares about your horse, dear. And can you let your man hit it already?
• Tom Sandavol is a discount bottle of Drakkar Noir in human form. 

  

  Jeremy and Tom S - Vanderpump Rules

• Ugh. Peter is hot AF. Is that weird? I want to nestle in his pecs. Falling asleep as he reads me the specials at SUR. 
• Beer Cheese sounds delicious. Please send recipes. 
• Wesley the new bartender looks like a serial killer and I could not be more into it. 
• Lala!!! No one does a Lisa Vanderpump confrontation this good since the golden age of Stassi. 

  

  Lala - Vanderpump Rules

• I think I'm going to write a piece about the rise and fall of Stassi Schroeder. A cautionary tale. 

  

  Stassi - Vanderpump Rules 

• Jax is kind of the devil. But we get it, Brittany. He fine. 

  

  Jax - Vanderpump Rules